Jafar

"I suppose I would have the guards throw the little brat into the sea, presuming, of course, that its parents were of no use to me."

"My hourglass required a diamond of superb clarity that would also fit securely between the mouths of the cobra heads. The Sultan's diamond ring was certainly not the only usable diamond, but it was the most expedient and reliable option."

"He struck me as a man of vision quite like myself; I admired his power, ambition, and intellect. However, though I admit myself fond of him, remaining in the Underworld would hardly have suited my purposes in the long run. After all, I have grand ambitions of my own, far beyond subjecting myself to the dull and uncouth realm of the dead."

"As I understand it, what you call 'weed,' we call 'hashish.' Iago, however, does not partake in smoking hashish, although perhaps he should. With his erratic and high-strung personality, it might be the one elusive thing that can finally calm him."

Come on Jafar look at how sweet the little babies are can you really resist them?

"Mirage and I crossed paths once or twice in my past. I believe she took an interest in all those belonging to the forces of evil in the Seven Deserts. The tale of our encounter, however, is better left untold."

"There is a certain feeling of power and control over my victims that I greatly enjoy. Imagining their will bending to my own is simply invigorating!"

"That useless bird should keep his foul beak shut regarding my affairs. But, yes, I avoided Destane, though not out of any personal vendetta or fear. The Land of the Black Sands held no particular use to me, and I hardly needed to place myself in competition with another sorcerer unnecessarily. I would have destroyed him after getting the lamp... that is, if his plucky little apprentice hadn't beaten me to it."

"It is forged from the transmuted flesh of a foolish sorceress who was injudicious enough to stand between me and ultimate power. Although, yes, it is rather like gold, isn't it?"

"You flatter me! My morning routine is indeed an involved process, but, as with all things, magic expedites the process quite nicely."