This is what my followers deal with on a daily basis

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I wanna buy him a beer

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

Sir Bertrand MacGuffingham is such an interesting character. I don't think I've ever seen a fandom treat a character the way Bertie is treated by the rqg fandom. He is simultaneously one of the most widely loved and widely hated characters in the show, but in a way that is distinctly not the classic Poor Little Meow Meow or Problematic Fav archetype. When he's present he feels like an integral part of the podcast, but after he leaves he is almost never mentioned again. He's canonically gay and he canonically had sex with The Fan Favourite Male Character, and yet fanfiction about him is almost nonexistent. He's a piece of shit, but there's never been any fandom discourse surrounding him because everyone already knows he's a piece of shit. His death simultaneously feels like a joke, and also like a profoundly serious moment where we're forced to acknowledge just how much of a monster this guy really is. He arguably has less overall plot relevance than his dog.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

They should invent sleep that works

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

"Put Baby in pelican mouth" has transformed my thinking in ways I haven't entirely discovered yet. The other day at the shop I heard "just give us your ID card at the till to get 15% off such-and-such products!" And my brain went "Big Chain Store perfec/t size for give all your personal data! Deals very cheap and fun your data safe give data to Big Chain Store. Give data to Big Chain Store. No problems ever with Big Chain Store because good size and safety for ID card weak of so much yummy personal data. Abig Chain Store yes a place for data give data to Big Chain Store can trust Big Chain Store for give data to all its friends. Friend Store"