@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

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they just don't make characters like jon archivist sims. he spends an entire season having a forty episode long delusional breakdown and that's only maybe the third or fourth worst period of time in his life. he gets intervened on twice. he gets kidnapped thrice. during one of those kidnappings he spends a month tied to a chair getting forcibly moisturized by a plastic ringmistress mannequin and no one notices. he fully dies for six months but gets up again when a friendly grim reaper gives his unbreathing body a pep talk. he spends several episodes at the start of the final season so depressed that it's unclear if he even moves for multiple days in a row. the basis for his magic powers is that he is so traumatized that he begins to need continuous further trauma in order to live, which gives him the ability to explode people with his mind. he spends about fifty seconds at the top of an episode self-harming directly into a tape recorder, which is not even the most fucked up thing to happen to him that episode. he finally cried on audio for the first time in the penultimate ep and the only reaction I saw for several days after was wildly enthusiastic cheering. he's missing two ribs and he's at least 80% scar tissue by volume and the only canon information we have about his appearance is that he looks terrible at all times.

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

This is what my followers deal with on a daily basis

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I wanna buy him a beer

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

Sir Bertrand MacGuffingham is such an interesting character. I don't think I've ever seen a fandom treat a character the way Bertie is treated by the rqg fandom. He is simultaneously one of the most widely loved and widely hated characters in the show, but in a way that is distinctly not the classic Poor Little Meow Meow or Problematic Fav archetype. When he's present he feels like an integral part of the podcast, but after he leaves he is almost never mentioned again. He's canonically gay and he canonically had sex with The Fan Favourite Male Character, and yet fanfiction about him is almost nonexistent. He's a piece of shit, but there's never been any fandom discourse surrounding him because everyone already knows he's a piece of shit. His death simultaneously feels like a joke, and also like a profoundly serious moment where we're forced to acknowledge just how much of a monster this guy really is. He arguably has less overall plot relevance than his dog.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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They should invent sleep that works