hideous green sweater

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

i think casting unknown people is the best possible decision casting directors can make at this point like stop using the same five people in every film

Speaking of lack of use… Guys, please reblog stuff. That is how this website works - unlike something like instagram, which has all sorts of metrics that influence how a post disseminates based on likes, the only way for someone to see a post here on tumblr, other than from the tags, is if someone else reblogs it. Not just in an “it helps the artist” way (although that too), but in a, “this participation is how we keep this website alive” way. Likes make the poster feel good (do them too, if you want!), but the great thing about Tumblr is that is it not (is less?) beholden to those algorithmic metrics that ru(i)n all the other sites, and the only way we have that is because we reblog posts, so tumblr doesn’t have to do it.

'why are u smiling at ur phone is it a boy?' no girl its the tumblr mutuals

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

i became more evil if you’re curious

We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

i’m going to get worse on purpose

This person knows what she’s about

anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

op that’s called having eyes

my name isnt op its monty and i bet God hasnt even spoken to you once

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

OKAY SO ITS NOT JUST ME

I reblogged one of these but this one is even better.

Here’s your reminder that the US doesn’t have an official language.

homosexual? oh no, you misheard me. i’m homersexual. im only attracted to the abstract concept of a collection of oral poets who can recite thousands of lines about the rage of achilles and the journeys of odysseus from memory

Oh thank God I thought you meant Simpsons porn

one fear