Mean lean meme queen extreme

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

Happy Beet Poot Day to all who observe

what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

who brought this back fUC k oFf