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i don’t get how ppl can hate the rain ? like…..the ocean came all this way to give the world tiny kisses & u treat her like this ???

alexa slap this ass

I love talking to myself she gets me

It’s double xp weekend at Costco

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

she gets it

This was written by some kind of fuckin monitor lizard

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

purchasing a rabbit was one of the best things i’ve done for myself 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽2017 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽aint 👏🏽👏🏽ready👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Omg I have a chance rn to get a healthy rabbit for free but I looked up all the care for them and everything and … it’s too much ..so no rabbit for me :/ lol I mean if I had my own place .. but I right now it’s just not realistic

omg do u mean like a bunny rabbit or 😭😭

Oh shit is there a difference? 😳😳 lmaoooo

am talking abt a rabbit vibrator for like masturbation but 😩😩 i hope u get ur kinda rabbit someday! they’re so cute and playful i used to have two

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.