My Inner Mechanisms

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

i love when muslim women do makeup 2 match their hijabs its so pretty

:00000 that is so cool

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

Like to charge, reblog to cast

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

Billions will die in the fruitless pursuit of me lucky charms

*browses own blog* amazing

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event