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*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

this has gotta be one of my favorite mumbo episodes ever, its so cool that he's going around professionally photographing everyone's base

if i was president of the internet i would require all binary people to write a 3 page gender studies essay before i can issue their license to call that nonbinary character a lesbian or refer to their ships as yuri. you gotta prove youre not just shoving them into the girl-lite box, chief. you gotta earn it. thems the rules.

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

Girls are you okay?

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

of all the things we know about what etho gets up to, one i think about the most is that time bdubs said he’d once heard etho eat an entire bag of carrots on a call. just think of him there crunching away on an entire bag of raw carrots.