The Brie Bastard in... "Cheesed Off"

It's MJ at his most intensely Caveh Zahedi with it, he's never really made something so transparently mean to himself besides maybe Matt and Mara if that counts. It's the work of someone who hasn't really started swallowing his own ego yet - he's not playing Matt the character that you see in NtB or the version of himself imprinted onto Blackberry but rather he's playing an actual honest version of his younger self. I think about the scene where he's talking to his mom and it's really clear that she doesn't even know she's in a movie, and she's talking about him directly, or the cliff scene where Owen is honestly yelling at him about risking his life. It's not reality layered into an artificial story but artifice draped over reality. Maybe one of the purest pieces of autofiction of the 2010s. And it has a scene where he recites Call of Duty dialogue

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

booty shorts with "Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dimlit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been. In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe and in the darkness of that which is golden shall split open to reveal the revelation of the fatal softness in the earth. The shadows of the abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive. And there shall be in the planting in the shadows a grace and a mercy from which shall blossom dark flowers, and their teeth shall devour and sustain and herald the passing of an age. That which dies shall still know life in death for all that decays is not forgotten and reanimated it shall walk the world in the bliss of not-knowing. And then there shall be a fire that knows the naming of you, and in the presence of the strangling fruit, its dark flame shall acquire every part of you that remains." on the ass

Holy shit I have the same desktop monitor as Pjackk. Two souls linked

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary