I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

#DADDY I LOVE HIM #bitch you don’t even know him

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

Every Villain Is Lime 

this post cleared my skin and watered my crops

Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please

Could teenage girls stop acting like they’re the victims of sexual assault when someone flirts with them it’s not a crime against nature to be attracted to you and you have every right to reject them it’s called being part of the human race

could old men stop defending paedophiles and sexual harrassment on my post

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it