Fictionality

I have been working in this bookstore for an hour, and I’m already wanting to kill James Patterson. My guy, you gotta stop.

AGH HE’S ON THIS SHELF TOO!! I THOUGHT I GOT ALL OF HIM!!

I have been working in this bookstore for an hour, and I’m already wanting to kill James Patterson. My guy, you gotta stop.

AGH HE’S ON THIS SHELF TOO!! I THOUGHT I GOT ALL OF HIM!!

#So basically. He runs like an actual real person would over uneven ground 😂#The Hollywood Run is pretty to watch sure but also takes place on a paved surface usually#There is no way to look dignified whilst running across lumpy bumpy ground down across a hill. Unless one is an actual gazelle#thankyou Mr. Viggo for that Real Human rep (saving @jonairadreaming's excellent tags because everyone who has ever tried running down an incline over uneven, possibly shifting, ground knows you try to get down there as fast as possible with the least amount of time of foot actually touching the ground and constantly being prepared to shift your weight to keep your balance. By the time the stones actually shift from your weight you already want to be two steps away)

He’s so leg

Quick someone post that clip from succession