Tuxarina

Look I’ll say it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t understand this stereotype that hetero girls want to watch romantic movies with their unwilling hetero boyfriends like there is nothing I want less than some dumb idiot guy sitting next to me and rolling his eyes while I get wine drunk watching Mr. Darcy cross the field in Pride & Prejudice (2005) for the 100th time.

could really go for a steaming mug of homemade hot cocoa at an old new england lighthouse in the middle of a stormy night while i stare at the raging sea wistfully right about now 

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

DUDE!!!

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

THAT’S THE ONE

If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.

Someone saw Jason Momoa and thought “I want to cast him in a movie where he’s soaking wet 90% of the time” and I respect that