Trust Your Ticker, Get There Quicker

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

anyway i have a pitch for The Blob 2

people in the notes out here defending putting your fucking kids on leashes

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song

lgbt community shares one brain cell and its kept in gaga’s purse 😔

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.

That was not the potatoes’ faults! That, like most things, was on the British.

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

thor: ragnarok

honestly pokemon is the best video game to raise your self esteem…you’re literally just walking around and everyone’s praising you for being an amazing trainer. that’s just pokemon!!

scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

nobody can use shaders in the nether with max render distance and not have their computer have a fucking stroke, are you playing minecraft on a fucking nuclear reactor OP

if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?

Thank you to the Final Fantasy franchise for helping me learn how to read roman numerals

‘no, my abuse made me a spineless jellyfish living in perpetual fear of standing up for myself, but thank you for framing that as a positive thing you like about me’

“I am a good person despite my abuse, not because of it”

Abuse made me hypersensitive to other people’s emotions while neglecting my own boundaries and comfort because I’m afraid of upsetting someone or having them lash out at me.