My twisted ankle when I try to walk

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

Real shit and I can’t even explain this to ppl without sounding crazy

you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

readcomicsonline getting nuked is bad for all the obvious reasons but also its insane considering those artists/writers confessions that they get sent pages with the readcomicsonline banner at the bottom bc dc and marvel dont have any kind of internal reference or register for most shit. shooting themselves in the dick

I'm so glad that people are enjoying the post with the truncated squirrel blog taunting me

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

"so funny, op is french" do you think we don't know. i work in paris. I know. I know.

"Only one can wear the ring" oh my god bruh cancel the entire show already

Let's just all kill ourselves. What if we killed ourselves. Being a green lantern fan is a humiliation ritual

Please stop reminding me that this show exists. The clayface trailer was so good I almost forgot