Local turtledoggo

does anyone have that 4chan greentext about giving in a future dystopia run by corporations and that guy gets a sams club platinum and escapes from wallmart or some shit like that. wanted to show a friend

girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.

and waste fresh meat???

yes, but it's the coolness, if not downright coldness, that makes it fucked up.

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .

wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image

holy shit

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

i need a peon

my man

On April Fools', Tumblr changed the double tap to like feature into double to tap to dislike. A new note was added to Tumblr that were "dislikes" and everyone on desktop really hated mobile users for a good month but all dislikes disappeared after April except that mobile users who disliked something had a permanent ‘hater’ badge on their profile once dislikes disappeared.

Don't give them ideas

They are so shaped

one of the animals ever for sure