varying tones of fuck

THE FLOURISH AND SHEATHE

This was explained in a wonderful way

my friends talk about furry babes and anime waifus for days on end, but if I say “Jack Black radiates sex appeal”, suddenly I’m the weird one?

jack black exudes raw sex appeal on a level i feel might kill me if i was within five feet of him.

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

Oh my god do not reblog this post if you are actually horny. What is wrong with you

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF