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#spending the evening and most of tomorrow with NFA

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

sherbertilluminated

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

thearrogantemu

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

theoppositeofprofound

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

viking-illustrator

Utgarðian Task: You’re clearly the most qualified for the job—possibly even overqualified—but due to nepotism/not being part of the “in” group, you’re not going to be appreciated for your skills & effort.

Absolutely the best and most hilarious spam text I’ve ever received. Hands down.

#literal LOL

In case you weren’t aware, corporate communications is like gossip central. You have to be great at keeping secrets. We know everything that happens before you do. We’re absolutely swimming in tea at all times.

#this brought to you by my very subtly steering a project manager toward letting me invite an additional person #in a particular job area #into the approval process for the communications #because I know the current person is being let go next week #and her entire team is being shuffled into a different area #so we won’t meet the deadline if there’s no alternative person #but I can’t share that with him

Currently waiting out on the porch steps for pickup. Adelaide is missing school to go to the beach for a few days with a friend’s family (plus an additional friend) for a quinceanera celebration. (Yes, another one. Probably the last one?) This friend opted for a trip instead of a party, which I think is the better deal.

When I snapped this, she said, “are you getting me in my shrimp pose?”

#the little shrimp #she likes the airport tags on and they’re driving #so that works

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After weeks and weeks of work being a slow trickle, someone has turned the faucet on full blast, but hey. As long as my head is above the surface, I’m happy to be in the water.

#my job is stressful #and there’s hellscape beautocracy around every corner #but I do like the actual work #and the people #ha bureaucracy #not going back to change that typo

#oh that’s not good

Driving to the mall. Adelaide and her best friend are in the backseat.

BFF: *gasp* I think I just broke my eyelash curler

Adelaide: No, I don’t think so. You can snap that back in, right?

BFF: *tries* hmmmm no. It’s definitely broken.

Adelaide: Oh no!

Me: Good thing we’re going to the mall. You can replace it.

BFF: Oh, that’s ok. I’ve got my favorite one at home. This is just the side chick.

Waiting for dinner at a restaurant . . .

Adelaide: *starts to cry*

Me: Oh! What’s the matter?

Adelaide: *still crying* I wish I’d ordered a Dr Pepper instead of a milkshake.

Later that evening . . .

Adelaide: My period starts tomorrow.

Me: . . .

Me: You don’t say.

#adventures in parenting

fraddit

When you stay in a hotel room, do you unpack your suitcase into the provided closet and dresser?

always

sometimes (explain in tags if desired)

never

never been in a hotel room/bald/etc

Voting ended onAug 16

#if I have things that will wrinkle I’ll hang them up in the closet #I might use the drawers if I’m staying for at least five days and it feels like the suitcase will be in the way otherwise #but it’s unusual #I mostly live out of my suitcase

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Special day today for Teddy.

Happy Birthday, Theodore Reginald Garfield McDog

#handsome theodore #for he’s a jolly good fellow #they opened a dog bakery down the street #and Teddy firmly believes in supporting local businesses #especially if they sell food

constance-mcentee-deactivated20

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

perkymcbadsuit

"Colleagues, I am pleased to share..."

triniwindowseat

"Yes, you actually need to read the articles you find before including them in your research paper!"

thehopeandthehurt

"Reviewed and approved."

tacosaysroar

“What’s the message [or information or feeling] we want people to walk away with at the end of this?”

#see also who is the audience for this?

Never underestimate how long it takes for a teenage girl to pick notebooks and folders.

#I can feel myself aging

northw0man-deactivated20201019

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

#💯

I picked Adelaide up from her father today for the last time before school starts. It’s lovely to have her back — we were up until almost midnight laughing and talking and playing a game — but it also means I’m now back to having to put clothes on if I have to go to the bathroom at night and that part sucks.

#ugh clothes

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floofybitch

IKEA NO 😳

floofybitch

IKEA NO 😳

#I am DYING #whoever runs IKEA’s marketing needs a HUGE raise

findmeinthealps

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

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