Strider Brand Peanut Gallery

Your name is ROXY ???????. Or DAVEN’T SERKET, depending on who’s asking. And if you’re feeling really CAPRICIOUS, it’s LALONDE. You are INFAMOUS for your love of STRIDERS, and do a lot do SELFSHIPPING. You are a WITCH OF RAGE. Sometimes you take COMMISSIONS, and draw under the art tag DAVENT ARTS. Your writing tag follows a similar theme, being called DAVENT WRITING. Check that shit out, yo. Your profile picture was drawn by a good artist named STEAKBATTER. In your free time, you like to pretend to be DAVE MOTHERFUCKING STRIDER. This is when you’re not flying off the fucking handle about whatever you’re into that week, which is not certified cool kid behavior. You’ve been a HOMESTUCK FAN since 2015. You will never leave. there seems to be some confusion about this. homestuck is my intellectual property, and mine alone. all of my headcanons are 100% legitimate, where as yours are all laughably fake. there is no room for interpretation whatsoever in Homestuck. not even a little bit. to claim otherwise is heresy, and also in violtion of my legal rights as an artist. i hope this clears things up.