She is too fond of books & it has turned her brain

me: reads the bad reviews of a book i didn’t like to seek validation

I’m bitter like that

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

reading is so weird like yeah i’m going to cry over these people that don’t even exist at 1am for fun

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a girl doesn't want a husband. She wants floor-to-ceiling bookshelves and a magical cape.

word

Not everyone you lose is a loss, unless it's me, then you fucked up

*watches shows while eating crunchy snacks* i cant hear shit