Thank you Chef

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

Every day the children tell me they want cookies, and they don't want fruit cups or applesauce.

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk