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in the stadium lights of oracle park the pigeons are glowing like angels

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

my hands hurt

my back hurts

I thought I could count but apparently I can't.

If you pick a niche enough hobby, in a year or two you could easily become THE world expert on the thing through the sheer fact that there's only like 20 other people in the world doing the thing and barely any of them are sharing their work on the internet

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

the only people who have ever understood media are me. and my Beautiful mutuals

Hey so last night I was really drunk and I inverted your dog. yeah he's now everything he once wasn't, and no part of him is retained from his former self. But you can see glimpses of what he once was in the reflection of what he's become so thats cool.

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

kindness is punk rock, beef bulgogi is dub techno and a paperclip is turkish black sea region folk music