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when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?