serendipitous bullshit

This is possibly the coolest video I’ve ever taken.

wow I love this!!

This is so good for my anxiety

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

Note that the concept of “virginity” in Ancient times merely meant “unmarried”, and had nothing to do with sexual activity. Some priestesses were “virgins” because they chose (or were committed to) a life of worship, but it was merely a question of social status, not of personal choice or practice. Of course, one can suppose that this lifestyle would be rather attractive for lesbians. So when Artemis is said to be the Goddess of Virgins, it is meant to be understood as “Goddess of Unmarried Women”, or, quite possibly literally, of lesbians.  (It’s only Christianity that reframed the concept of virginity to mean “never had sex”. Many ancient religions has “Virgin goddesses”, which symbolized feminine power, and in this case too it meant “untied to a man”, or “whole for herself”)

Yooooooo if you need ACA get on that shit!!

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

If this ain’t me

COME ON NA OBAMA! 👏🏾

He ain’t wearing a jacket no more and he got his sleeves rolled up. My nigga is over it.

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple