incidentally gay

Ok, so I work for a third-party seller on Amazon and EVERY SINGLE THING we sell on Amazon is available on our own website for like, half the price. Amazon fees are so exorbitant and since shipping is “free” we have to add that cost to every product as well. On our own website, we don’t have the fees and can manage our own shipping tiers, so the deals are so much better. Always, always, always check and see if the thing you want to available directly from the seller. We don’t like giving all our money to Amazon either.

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

My dad just summed up the current global rise of antisemitism with, “Nobody can recognize red flags with rose-colored glasses on.” and 1. that’s accurate and succinct and 2. holy fuck, good sir, who gave you the right to say something that slaps that hard at 3:38AM on Shabbat, I was not prepared.

That’s some sage fukin’ wisdom right there.

For those wondering, the dance is based on a soul-switching scene from the movie Painted Skin II: The Resurrection and the music is Su Yunying’s Moment.

This is bad news. Nature abhors a vacuum.

goddammit Patrick

Cat stuff just….makes me cry, man.

I have always been uncomfortable with this post and I’m so glad queerjoseph was able to put it into words for me

i don’t get it omg

im Party Cannon

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

i dont care about any of this 1920s magic drama i just want newt scamander to cheerfully inform us how bad it hurts to get stung by various wizard animals

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

Remember these horrors are brought to you by the photographer MaleChef