uuuu me likey girls

*cocks sub machine gun like its a shotgun*

THE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GUN IS REAL?!

i think im an idiot

whenever im refilling my zippo, if i accidentally spill some lighter fluid on my hand i’ll just light my hand on fire for a sec and shake the fire off but this time it dripped down my arm and in the 1.4 seconds between lighting the zippo and put it up to my arm i didnt think “wait wont this burn my arm hair” and so now my arm smells like burnt arm hair for the rest of the evening.

I

It Follows (2014)

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

f

DAMMIT

I’m pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me

me

I made the post, so it’s me. Not you

you dumb bitch I meant I’m your mutual and I hate you. This is why we hate you