Sure. SoundsAboutRight

im gonna get a huge wolf-like husky and give it a name like James or David or Sandra or something. Something really human sounding. And convince everyone who comes to my house that theyre just my friend who was cursed with lycanthropy.

I’m gonna renovate my guest bedroom so it looks really lived in. It’s got posters for like. Wolves and stuff on the walls. And a to do list that has stuff like “pay rent” “turn into dog” and I’m gonna put some scratch marks on the walls and the bed and a chain on the heater. And I’m gonna train the dog to sleep there so it really pulls off the whole effect. This is a really long con plan.

I see that it's once again "Tumblr gets overly-vigilant about tagging posts as Mature" season.

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

Who has seen the wind?

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

desired you while the women flee

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household