Slipped on a Kiss

good going, now the internet is haunted.

Explains the state of things.

*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….fight me?

for my next trick i'll chromecast the grindr hookup map onto a fucking sextant

Glass onion is really just *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chek

got my november trends mixed up so i accidentally nutted 50k times and didn't write a single word

My vaccine arm glows blue when orcs are near

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

thats not a bong thats a bing

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

they should port doom onto tumblr. have a little popup in the corner where you can play doom while scrolling

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

this didn’t fucking happen. arthur doesn’t eat ass. arthur doesn’t eat ass in the books. arthur doesn’t eat ass in the cartoon.