Cook Book of The Internet

I could solo every single “official” blog, I don’t care how many of them there are. So what if you have the grim reaper, I already fought that guy, won, and came back. Half of them are food and drink I’ll just eat them.

maybeamby

Good luck with me buddy

I’m already fighting one offical version of you

maybeamby

bet you can't beat 2 bills then

the other one’s in two layers of his own personal hell

the-real-yahoo-mail

I could send a lot of “official” blogs to your location, right now

I’m dealing with about 200 offical blogs rn, what’s 100 more

the-real-yahoo-mail

Okay I am calling the team

@walmart-the-official could you do me a favor and reblog this a lot?

walmart-the-official

oh buddy. Oh buddy. Oh BUDDY

I post bad recipes :)

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I realize now I don't know that many Recipes I should copy onto this blog

I don't have enough abhorrent recipes

You can now submit recipes

#disgusting horror #proper meal recipe #Youtube #defined measurements #new recipe

New Recipe Addition:

HowToBasic's Chicken Enchiladas

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coolerdracula

I realize now I don't know that many Recipes I should copy onto this blog

I don't have enough abhorrent recipes

You can now submit recipes

chalcolith

BAD STARBUCKS ORDERS #1. “THE NOTHING FRAPPUCINO”

order: tall “frappuccino” with NO FLAVOURING. just milk, ice, and starbucks brand “cream flavoured” frappucino base syrup. nothing else

tasting notes: bad. tastes of nothing with an aftertaste of petrol. i think this is like the subliminal flavouring they put in all the starbucks drinks to pavlov you into getting addicted to the starbucks brand identity. but i now know the secret and am thus immune

digestibility: low.

final verdict: 10/10. do not order this drink

#defined measurements #new recipe #drink recipe

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NOTHING FRAPPUCINO Starbucks of one tall frappuccino with no flavouring, only milk, ice, and the base Starbucks "cream flavoured" syrup

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orpheusilver

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

orpheusilver

dont do this

babblingbranches

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

jenjensd

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

jenjensd

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

ab-arts

Alright now I’m curious

ab-arts

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

ab-arts

Don't do this

gund-mate

I used Redbull instead mine. I have yet to experience any effects.

#new recipe #ambiguous measurements #drink recipe

New Recipe Addition:

Battery Acid Spaghetti Peel sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strips Mix cheap energy drink of your choice with sour rainbow gummy strips

korolevx-deactivated20180128

the new drink of the new decade

antimereplex

Wait- how is this diet

korolevx-deactivated20180128

one sip and you decide not to drink the rest

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Diet Dr. Nasty One half cherry vanilla Pibb Xtra One half peach Mello Yello

heedra

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

xgutter-glitterx

im going to make this brb

xgutter-glitterx

okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it

diagnosis: it tastes?

spyglassrealms

my friend Jason tried this because he had the ingredients on hand and this is what he had to say

he also subsequently described it as a “Taco Bell Ba-Nah Blast”

inbabylontheywept

your group chat’s name is beautiful and i hope you all succeed in your pursuit of eternal undeath. drinking fucked up elixirs has to be a good start.

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New Recipe Addition:

the flavour Cranberry Mikes Harder and Cucumber Lime Gatorade

new mixed drink! i call it The Sludge

ok so i couldnt find grape fruit barrels or mint tums but i found…. alternatives

oh yeah

we’re doing it

awesome its fear!

IDK WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

occidentalavian

#new recipe #defined measurements #drink recipe #medical danger

New Recipe Addition:

The Sluge 1 whole bottle of tums or another similar item mixed with 1 bottle of any flavour of Fruit Barrels

sunspotpony

Dragon Cum

Thick And Creamy

Burns A Bit On The Way Down

You Can Feel It In Your Stomach

If these descriptors don’t make the drink sound worthy of the name “Dragon Cum,” then, well, you’re probably not the same level of Furry Trash that I am. All the same, if you like sweet drinks, are a fan of sipping, or are just a culinary or alcoholic explorer, Dragon Cum may be worth a shot! It’s pretty straight-forward. 1 part Fireball cinnamon whiskey, paired with one part Hazelnut Coffee Creamer, and you have the most basic variant. You could always mix it up, use a different kind of creamer, say, cinnamon roll, and find yourself perhaps with Red Dragon Cum, or perhaps use Rumchata instead of Coffee Creamer, and find yourself with the exceptionally potent Elder Dragon Cum. Lot of possibilities here, but basically, this is my new favorite drink, I have a new camera, and this is all very silly. Enjoy!