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someone shakes a bottle of ibuprofen, cooing “who wants snackiiiiiiies???” and like a cat i come running on all fours, screaming

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Me and the squad

Being a slut/hoe is not about your sex life. It's a choice and it's about vibes.

You could be a virgin and still be a slut if you want. You could have only had sex once and still be a slut if you want. You can be ace and still be a slut if you want.

And it's the best choice you can make

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“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.”

The surgeon was fired later that day.

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blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.

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<3

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👋 I like your shoelaces.

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I thought this was my hometown for a second

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So this has actually been cited by academics as part of the major draw to online spaces is the fact that just existing in public is reacted to with hostility and punishment. Gretchen McCulloch discussed this is in her book Because Internet, citing research that shows teens and young adults want to be outside! We want to spend time in social places, it’s just that there aren’t any places to exist in public without being charged for it.

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When I was homeless as a kid my little brother and I loved to go to the library. We would keep warm in there reading good books all day long. Until residents of the town complained about us “loitering” at the library each day. The library staff then told us we were no longer allowed to stay more than an hour at a time. Imagine seeing two homeless children spending their entire days quietly reading just to keep out of the cold and having a damn problem with it.

hypotheticalpeople

Girl who dosent exist but wants to

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*gasp* it's me

fuukonomiko

REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.

chat-chouage

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

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as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

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If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

salamencerobot

...how???

battlecrazed-axe-mage

Well you see. The ingredience for wine are:

-yeast

-sugar

-time

And it turns out the yeast aren't really that picky about what kind of sugar you give them, as long as there's enough of it

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It ended up tasting kinda like a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow

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The 100% true and honest answer is someone said the phrase "fermented peeps" around me at exactly the right time and I went "ohhh that's a sin I simply must commit"

The feminine urge to create and attempt to spread a whole religion as a social experiment

#the feminine urge

tastytoecheese

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

tumblchan

"True loves kiss"

Oh no

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

sometimes I want to make fun of monotheistic religions for having such an overpowered OC

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"screw your elaborate pantheon of multiple deities with distinct domains and fleshed out backstories, I only have ONE god of MYSTERIOUS ORIGIN and it is WAY MORE POWERFUL than all of yours COMBINED"

aurosoulart

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

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because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

(I’ve also uploaded this version of the design to INPRNT, Society6, and Redbubble)

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popping in to say that for the past 6 months I’ve used this post as an indicator of when to check the news because it spikes in notes every time there is a major world event

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hyrude

remember: it is ALWAYS morally correct to wear shorts that are way too small. it is your right to have your ass cheeks out. if you ever find yourself thinking “do i really need to show hole to go hang out with casual platonic friends?” that is the devil talking. you do. you need to

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every day i am expected to awaken from slumber and i am SICK of it

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