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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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we're not kids anymore.
Cosmic Funnies

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Today's Document

if i look back, i am lost
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posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

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for disability pride month I’d like to give a special shoutout to the word ow
you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.
Tell me your worst crafting bad habit.
And I'm not talking normal stuff like being overly ambition, or lack of planning, not finishings
Tell me the stupid stuff.
I'll go first: I keep working with size 11 and size 15 seed beads in bed. And find them in my sheets when I'm trying to sleep
This is mine I think
Original post here
games over! everyone loses! 👍
told my mom today about how lucky I am to have her. about how many trans girls I know who don't have any parents in their lives anymore. about how unusual she is for loving me as much as she does. she said it was a privilege to get to know the real me. i said it's a privilege to have a mother who'd say something like that.

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I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know
I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit
i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty
heres kinda what i mean
i think my curse got stronger
What are you topping these with???🤪
GREEN PAINT DOES NOT EXIST. YOU CANNOT USE GREEN PAINT
Blue & Yellow Paint

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children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that
a sphinx child based on this post
So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.
And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.
So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:
Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:
And it’s all just delightful.
But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.
As Prince Fucking Humperdink.
https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI
Here ya go
In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody
This is the best thing ever
knights reproduce by going on epic quests together and then when the evil is vanquished a treasure chest appears with a baby swaddled in full plate armor
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

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Squire Affirmations
I will not trip and fall down the stairs while carrying all of my knights armor again
The horses love me
I am not in love with the wizard apprentice
My knight appreciates my hard work
It is not my fault that my last three knights died horribly
EVIL squire affirmations
i WILL drop the knight's stuff down the stairs and get everything dented
the horses have been TRICKED by my APPLE CHARISMA
I have SEDUCED the wizard apprentice
my knight HATES me because I'm better than them at cards
It is not my fault that my last three knights died horribly. except bartholomew, but that one had it coming anyways.
WHAT THE FUCK