eHarlot/Court Jester combo meal

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

I'm putting together a team... one last job... (jazzy music with a fast tempo and chunky bassline) here's the plan.... (montage of the team actually doing the plan as I narrate the explanation) miss demon lord. You're our grifter... You're gonna go in there and get them talking. Make a distraction, get them looking where we want them too.... miss angel... You're going to be our getaway driver, keep those engines hot for us in case things go loud.... miss dragon you're our technology expert you'll hack the security systems (your dragon fire fries the generator powering them) I'll be the mastermind... I'll be watching from above and coordinating everyone.... and last but not least... dolly fallover. You're our demolitions expert. We need you to get into the vault. (Dolly fallover falls over and there's and explosion behind it)

noobs are so cute... i must protect them...

Quick , I need a new name for my horse in botw

Gravy it is then 😔

gravy has dog shit stats

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

anyone else feel like a very maladjusted young alien girl child wearing the skin of a grown woman

yeah except the skin is half assed too so they can fucking see my gleep glorp ass skin right through it!!!!

i hate when a clothing line is marketed "for demi-humans" and then all it has is a tiny tail flap on the bottoms and maybe a larger range of sizes. I could actually use tail flap for my pants but mine won't fit through the standard size at all

doing commissions like okay before i send this to the commissioner i need to triple check i have the right person and i drew the right character and didnt somehow halucinate every detail of the request and didnt accidentally attach a photo of my naked ass instead of their commission and-

can you read me a bedtime post?

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

10 years ago

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with