eHarlot/Court Jester combo meal

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

i love making art

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OP must've been fucking the shit out of her fleshlight for the fifth time in the last two hours when she made this post

(getting scared) I don't have a penis

(getting confident) I am the fleshlight

Boobs touching..................Really awesome to think about............

one day, the flag of the United States of America will be as much of a hate symbol–if not more–than the flag of Nazi Germany

the horny einstein: i just had a stroke of penious

unrestrained summer fun

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business