Sh!t Tufts CS Students Say

pumping lemming? pump lemma?

http://cseweb.ucsd.edu/~savage/papers/UsenixSec01.pdf

Where did you see "fun" in "computational theory"?

Not quite.

Came back from spring break. Found stuffed elephants in Halligan 116.

PAM (R): the nectar of the TAs.

Couch (Database Systems)

was: "while(!asleep()) sheep++;"

Alva Couch

Yes Ming we have our laptops out.

While grading Comp 40: a non Tufts grad student to me, "What on earth is an invariant?".

AW: What do you think Aloupis would do if I raised my hand in class and asked, "Are you really all about that base case, 'bout that base case, no treble?" LA: He'd kick you out in constant time

Courtesy of bay area alumni

Prof. Guyer

A: You know how they have Vagina Monologues? Dude, we should totally start a Sack Monologues. B: Sack Monologues? A: Yeah, like ball sacks! B: Then it should be Sack Dialogues, since there's two of them.