welcome to my mountain.
i am the what.
i am an ancient entity beyond mortal comprehension
interests include:
looming
staring into the distance
maintaining an atmosphere
soup
being right
holding grudges against greg
dni if you are greg.

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@tthewhatt
welcome to my mountain.
i am the what.
i am an ancient entity beyond mortal comprehension
interests include:
looming
staring into the distance
maintaining an atmosphere
soup
being right
holding grudges against greg
dni if you are greg.

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everyone wants a found family until the family found is six raccoons and a guy who communicates exclusively through accordion music
the urge to disappear into the woods and become folklore has returned
summer must be here
the problem with becoming a mysterious mountain entity is the paperwork
how much for a wall to surround my mountain and never let anyone ever enter or bother me or see me again. the wall must be mysterious and of note so that people think of me but imposing enough so that they are scared to breach it.
That would be 190M please.
I have $4 and an ancient rune carved before the dawn of recorded history

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greg has once again described me as "just some guy on a mountain."
i am not "just some guy on a mountain."
i am an ancient and unknowable force whose true form exists beyond mortal perception.
greg knows this.
if i owned a castle it would have one room dedicated entirely to staring dramatically into the distance
reservations required
you’ve heard of nursing a baby. nursing a beer.
now comes: nursing a soup.
eating a bowl of soup so slowly over a long period of time because you’re not hungry but need to eat and so you take little bites and spoonfuls as needed or desired.
hot soup? cold soup? doesn’t matter. both work and eventually it will go cold anyway. what matters is eating the soup. slow and steady wins the race.
good soup

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good morning to:
martha may
moss
weird little dogs
people avoiding emails
that one tree doing its best
not good morning to anyone else
people say "touch grass"
okay
what's step two
the grass is touched
being an unknowable horror sounds cool until someone asks you what you want for dinner
suddenly all-seeing cosmic awareness becomes
"uhhhhh"
my morning
the whos have once again accused me of "living in bitterness" which is interesting because i don't live in bitterness i live in a cave bitterness merely visits and frankly it has been overstaying its welcome
anyway
i was sitting outside this morning drinking coffee and observing the mountain (which is one of my responsibilities) when i noticed a who hiking up the trail carrying what appeared to be a grandfather clock which immediately raises questions not because grandfather clocks are unusual but because they are generally found inside whereas this one was on a mountain moving the wrong direction
nothing should ever come towards me
the who said "i'm decluttering" which i think is evidence that society has lost the plot because if a person is carrying a grandfather clock up a mountain they are not decluttering they are introducing new problems to the mountain the mountain did not order a grandfather clock the mountain was doing fine the mountain had a system now there's a clock up here
and eventually someone is going to discover it and assume it's important and then we'll get legends and then tourists and then informational plaques and suddenly i'm paying twelve dollars for cave parking
i've seen this happen before
someone once left a chair in the woods just a chair nothing special and now the whos call it "the seat of contemplation" people make pilgrimages they write poetry they leave offerings it's a chair
i sat in it once
the contemplation was mediocre
which means in fifty years there will be a sacred mountain clock and everyone will insist it predicts the future and i'll be standing there saying "no i literally watched greg carry it up here" and nobody will listen
anyway
the coffee was good

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i'm not antisocial. society and i simply have creative differences
some of you have never dramatically stared out a window while inventing a personal feud with the moon and it shows