All In My Head

dry humping that gets so intense he can’t help that he comes in his pants but it’s okay he makes it up to you by eating you out until you’ve finished at least 3 times

Imagine you're giving him slow, agonizing head, licking the tip and down the shaft over and over until he can't take it and shoves your face down to the base and fucks your throat

*as a treat

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

i don't understand having opinions on other peoples clothes and bodies... Other humans are not created to look pleasant to you...

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actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances