So here’s a scenario: That girl you like from class sends you a text. You an anti-social don’t know how to respond in words so you send a Meh Emoji. Now which of those are the best mehs.

Is clearly bored or isn’t bothered at listening. Doesn’t give a damn that you haven’t gotten a date for homecoming. Gets the message across. 8/10

Doesn’t bother listening not because they don’t care but because they are half tired. Odd gradient placement at the bottom. 3/10

Eyebrows on this fellow is more suspicious than bored. Receiving this variant will probably make it seem like you don’t believe a thing they say. 2/10 Might I add that the colour of the eyebrows doesn’t match well with the other lines.

The colour palette on this doesn’t go well. It’s trying to be Apple with its overall appearance but when getting into the nitty gritty, it’s just not meh enough. It’s more focused on whatever is on its left than whatever you’re doing. 6/10

This one is in essence a shrunken down version of Apple’s. That aside, this meh shows utter disregard. 6/10

You can tell that this meh has seen the exact same crap enough times to understand now but you still don’t get it at all and he’s just done with it. The type of meh that we all understand.  10/10

Shows that it had some interest but gave up after a minute. Not the type of meh you’d want to use. Plus, the misplaced mouth just brought it’s score down. 5/10

More cringing than meh. This one has just reached a phase where it’s going to become a meh and is intentionally trying to ignore the conversation. 3/10

Whoever made this one must’ve gotten tired making the other emojis and decided that using the line tool was the quickest way to finish this one. Maybe it’s because the rest aren’t quite angular but I give it a 1/10.

Has the face down. I also appreciate the choice of having the shading come from the side. 10/10

While the button badge aesthetic is creative, the face looks horribly disfigured. Add the blush used and that face is just an embarrassed face. Wrong emotion. 0/10

Like the Twitter counterpart, this one’s is officially done with the incompetence shown. However, it looks like the situation has just elevated into something far more dramatic. Not somebody you’d want to invite to a comedy night. 4/10

I’m still not sure how I feel about the Mozilla emojis having ears but all the better to hear my opinion. It’s good. It clearly shows boredom they have with the situation. The simplistic design is good enough. 8/10

Is it Better than Pingu in the City?: Yuri!!! On Ice

MyAnimeList User score for Yuri!!! On Ice: 8.21

MyAnimeList User score for Pingu in the City: 8.40

During @popelickva‘s, I wrote some poems using keywords (in bold) from his Doki Doki Literature Club stream. He read them out so these count as quotes I guess.

Top 20 Words by Charbyshelb: There once was a tenacious ribbon flying through the starscape and hopped vivaciously to boop the ambient but sticky socks. Suddenly, disaster struck and an afterimage of Misery, the nightgown wearing waterfall appeared in the uncanny valley, upon further analysis, there was some disorientation when the Crimson Chin was revealed to be her papa.

Memories are shit. Melancholy of Haru. Heartbeat Ambient.

Eternity’s long. Existence is pain Meeseeks. Secretive Smartness.

Tenacious D’s fine. Nightgown Afterimage Ghosts. Took to long to choose.

Starscape Barcape Vape. Vertigo from being high. Headphones are Hopeless.

Limericks:There once was an infallible puppy. Who hopelessly thought he was a guppy. Marshmallows for comfort, He had an agonizing fort. His socks were named Buppy. 

Entropy’s a science thing. Nothing fluffy about things that sting. Doki-Doki in the starscape. Tragedy comes from escape. Feathers are not used to sing.

My albums are from Pink. Hyrule’s destiny was carried by Link. The girls had nice boops. Grief makes me want to jump hoops. Valentine’s determination fireworks really stink.

Part 3: The Epic DDLC Poem (tl;dr edition): Strawberry cakes are what... music to my ears...his treasure will become the King... due to the contamination of zombie disease... two princesses began to sing about proof... Raindrops, drop tops... something infallible... the beach episode has some good swimsuits... Mickey Mouse died from the Organization... the wind began to twirl... went to buy some milk... give Doki-Doki Literature Club a good review... It was all a daydream... it was her destiny... they went to the graveyard... their love was unrequited... everybody laugh at the meme... fickle rhymes with pickle... their adventure was secretive.

No: Yes

I’d like to thank @popelickva & @shelbeanie once again for streaming DDLC. Shit-poeting was an enjoyable experience. And now back to your regularly scheduled music.

During @popelickva‘s, I wrote some poems using keywords (in bold) from his Doki Doki Literature Club stream. He read them out so these count as quotes I guess.

Top 20 Words by Charbyshelb: There once was a tenacious ribbon flying through the starscape and hopped vivaciously to boop the ambient but sticky socks. Suddenly, disaster struck and an afterimage of Misery, the nightgown wearing waterfall appeared in the uncanny valley, upon further analysis, there was some disorientation when the Crimson Chin was revealed to be her papa.

Memories are shit. Melancholy of Haru. Heartbeat Ambient.

Eternity’s long. Existence is pain Meeseeks. Secretive Smartness.

Tenacious D’s fine. Nightgown Afterimage Ghosts. Took to long to choose.

Starscape Barcape Vape. Vertigo from being high. Headphones are Hopeless.

Limericks:There once was an infallible puppy. Who hopelessly thought he was a guppy. Marshmallows for comfort, He had an agonizing fort. His socks were named Buppy. 

Entropy's a science thing. Nothing fluffy about things that sting. Doki-Doki in the starscape. Tragedy comes from escape. Feathers are not used to sing.

My albums are from Pink. Hyrule's destiny was carried by Link. The girls had nice boops. Grief makes me want to jump hoops. Valentine's determination fireworks really stink.