Fire Breathing Bitch Queen

the female gaze…the slug gaze…so much to learn about cinema

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

my family has the sculpture of her. she comes out at christmas and stays out if UF men's basketball is any good.

please, i need a picture.

she won't be here until after thanksgiving. please respect her privacy.

we call her "gaudy gator"

Literally seething with jealousy

Part of Apple's new terms include "do not post incorrect things about religious texts" but even scholars of religious texts often disagree on the actual content or intent behind them. Apple has therefore declared itself the arbiter of the true word of God. 🤔

Excited for the first time Apple's terms of service take a side in a religious schism

asking apple if pope clement vii or pope urban vi has the more valid claim over the papacy

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

the only reboot i want is Barbie Horse Adventures. i feel like i could finally beat it like...15 years later? idk how long it's been

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this