Kiba tell your mother to call me.

my cope is as vast and abyssal as the ocean

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

white person that has never had to worry about being lynched since the age of 9 years old: u must lack empathy and probably dont have normal human emotions if u hate fascist for wanting to genocide everyone not aryan like there has to be something wrong with you

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

its called a cd because it stands for compact disc

its called a dvd because it stands for digital versatile disc

it’s called a blu ray because it stands for blue ray

it’s called a cassette because that’s what it’s called

When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars