misandrist puppygirl

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

crossfaded on wisdom and understanding

First day of June done without any donations 🫶🏼

The world forgot gaza every day the idf bombs and killing innocent people in gaza 😭💔

War actually didn’t return because it didn’t stop at all

yeah so basically if a beautiful woman tries to give you a pill of some kind you should just open your mouth like a good girl and take it. Don't ask questions; she's literally gorgeous.

she fed me antidepressants??

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

its called a cd because it stands for compact disc

its called a dvd because it stands for digital versatile disc

it’s called a blu ray because it stands for blue ray

it’s called a cassette because that’s what it’s called

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

remember when captain america said he wasn't dating because "it's kinda hard to find someone with shared life experience" and then later in the movie they revived his best friend and silly rabbit and right hand man and the only person that could hope to understand his specific set of circumstances and then they walked the earth together as two men out of time soul-tied by fate and loyalty and blistering unwavering devotion. and that wasnt meant to mean anything