when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside

i keep trying to wander off but God keeps carrying me back to him by the scruff of the neck like a kitten

guy in a fist fight, very clearly winning, but he’s sobbing and wailing the whole time

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

i am the victim of emails

an unmarked envelope slipped under your door contains your favorite pencil from when you were 12 years old

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.