Me

We poppin the BIGGEST bottles when Jill Stein 2016 happens tomorrow

me to my gamer bf: let’s play ;)

your gamer bf: WHAAAAATS up youtube today im gonna be speedrunning sex with my girlfriend.  swag.  really been working on my strats and im hoping to see at least a six second reduction from last time *1:14 flashes onto the screen in bright red meme letters while airhorns play for a little bit* okay here we go! *his youtube intro starts*

if u ever see my nipples thru my shirt just know that i know i kno my concepts i know what im about

i really feel like wearing a shirt like this is like inviting men to come up to you and start explaining things so like very brave soul here