There is no lesbian limit

sitcom about living with a wizard

roommage

is the wizard gay

is water wet

telling a girl to stop killing people is like the single most misogynist thing you could ever do

I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me

Stop telling on yourselves, some of us washed our hands before there was a pandemic

I licked every doorknob I came across

i made this post a year ago for the laughs but it’s not a joke and ill never be able to truly articulate the goddamn panic portal put my elementary-school-ass through

This transcends languages

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

I hate that I understand most of this and I fear what I don’t.

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

speedrunning strats