Denouements Are Useless

Me before Yoosung's route: aw, I wanted Zen ☹️

Me during Yoosung's route: I must protect his smile

Me after Yoosung's route:I found my husband. He is my sun sky and moon. He owns my heart, my soul, and everything that--Da fuq is this eyeless hoodlum kissing my man?...Is that me?...Oh yeah, this is a game.

Me before Zen's route:I want Yoosung...

Me during Zen's route:My love, Yoosung, the thirst for you is real... Wait whose route am I on again?

Me after Zen's route: Zen really improved his self confidence, I'm really proud of him.....I want Yoosung....(#friendzoned)

Me before Jeahee's route part 1:looks like I need more hourglasses before I can play the deep story routes.....

*Slowly pulls out bank card*

Me before 707's route: I want Yoosung...

Me during 707's route:Don't pull that tsundere sh't on me, Dexter. I've watched Dragon Ball Z, Beserk, AND Ushio to Tora. I know ALL the bad'ss tsunies! your reclusive 'ss don't got SH'T!!!!

Me after 707's route:I want to see their kids and the coitus performed to make the kids using an animation collaboration of Dreamworks and Pixar and having at least 3 hours worth of content...and Yoosung...

Me before Jumin's route:Oh boy, I can't wait to get to know Jumin on a more complex level and possibly help with some cat projects 😻

Me during Jumin's route: I don't want to play anymore. I want to go home. This is so uncomfortable. Why are all the things I want to say to this man leading towards the bad route? Where's Yoosung; he has, like, 0 screen time? Zen is the best saltmate I've ever had, my best friend(#ZenZoned).

Me after Jumin's route: I'M FREE!!! Stay away from me. Don't talk to me. Don't breath the same air as me. Don't even remember that I exsist. Bye. Later. I'm outskie. Douces. Yoosung.

Me before Jeahee's route part 2: Well, looks like the only thing I need to do to complete this game is finish the Christmas DLC. It's way pass Christmas, but whatever.

*Played everyone except Jumin and Jaehee in DLC*

Me before Jeahee's route part 3: I should stop beating around the bush. I won't complete this game until I get all the bad endings too. I mean, that's all that's left...

Me two weeks later looking up my baby's and Jumin on tvtropes: What? You mean Jaehee was a platonic relationship this whole time...?...Holy sh't....

Me before Jeahee's route part 4: Honestly, I only got here because it's easier to tell Jumin to go f'ck himself.

Me during Jeahee's route: Zen and I must protect her smile.#TheBROT3. #ZenTheBestFriendZoned2017. #IMissYouYoosungIllNeverLetYouGoNextTime

Me after Jeahee's route: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? THANK YOU FOR PROFESSIONALLY TELLING JUMIN TO F'CK OFF FOR ME. I LOVE YOU. THIS IS THE BEST ROUTE EVER. MY EXPECTATIONS FOR BFFFL'S HAVE TOTALLY CHANGED. YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND EVER. EVERY OTHER FRIEND IS JUST A SIDE BAE. I AM LITERALLY CRYING. THIS IS SO AMAZING... Assistant Yoosung is pretty funny.