Oh, Bobby, baby, no...

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

Spin the Lover wheel and tell me what you think of the song you get????

Spin the folklore wheel and tell me what you think of the song it lands on?????

everything requires so much maintenance forever. can we do something about the law of entropy

This is what 22 year olds on Tumblr are like

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

It's funny how often Cassandra says "you're right" or "I agree" and then in the corner at the exact same time the message pops up "Cassandra disapproves". She's so mad that you're right.

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity