私の人生は冗談です

if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven

if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven

what was his name

oh no

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

OH NO!

What was the cats name?

It can’t be that bad.

Okay it was that bad

This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

Does anyone else ever feel like they’ve lost literally all motivation and all you want to do is curl up in a ball in bed and eat junk and watch films and avoid all other responsibilities for like 37 years or so

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

Oh it got better

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

what’s tonight’s mood

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

I did this yesterday waiting for a bus

why my hand shaky