Kreature Feature

welcome to the magnus archives, see if you can tell the difference between our 18 michaels and 9 jareds

i like this guy

annoying wacky sidekicks who only exist to elevate the hero are OUT. two equally moronic goofs who both think of each other as the sidekick and themselves as the voice of reason when in fact they're a double helping of dumbass are IN.

#two halves of a whole idiot is my favourite dynamic

I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car

^^^

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

The San Diego zoo has this program! The dogs get their own bios on the enclosure and they run around and play and it’s the cutest thing

BABIES

Oh oh oh

*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention

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reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck