Oasis' Hub

bruh the only time a man should have an abortion opinion is if he’s pregnant

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

?

*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*

the fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

the girl who pretended to be a republican and got old white conservatives to fund her tuition

🙄😲

A lot of the awfulness of tumblr progressivism becomes easier to understand when you realize how common “knows zero people who have been to prison, zero sex workers, zero people who struggle with addiction, zero homeless people” is as a Lived Experience among this website’s userbase.

aaaaaa it’s autumn i gotta fuck *turns red and green and grows a humpback*

Sometimes it be like that.

wow theres dlc for untitled goose game already?

omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;

This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT

I will never not reblog this happy baby.

being poor is traumatic. even if you’re not homeless or starving. never being able to get anything nice for yourself, never being able to go out to eat without feeling guilty, never being able to do anything fun that isn’t free, making you housebound in bad weather because you can’t afford to go to a cafe or a movie. it takes a toll. being poor under capitalism makes your life a waking nightmare. this post must be reblogged by everyone.

Addendum: If perchance you do scrape up the money to do something (say buy a computer or phone because you absolutely need the damn thing for work), you get shamed for doing so. “Why did you buy that expensive phone if you are poor?” I spent 20 dollars on it …. “What about that nice computer you got there?” I bought it six years ago, refurbished for about $250. “How about that big ole television you got there?” etc, etc, etc. No matter how poor you are, so many people think you should have less if you are “actually” poor.

There’s no two ways about it: poverty is violence.