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so hereâs a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw âfirst wives club 2â on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!
hereâs the synopsis for first wives club 2:
disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbandsâ new lovers under their wing.
sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.
so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it iâm starting to feel suspicious?? like itâs really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come theyâre alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEYâ
hereâs what i did not know about first wives club 2:
it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.
so of course i, horrified that iâve accidentally bought porn on my familyâs account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and thatâs that.
EXCEPT, OF COURSE:
you have to pay for pay per view.
so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and iâm sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and weâre just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, âokay, thereâs something we need to discuss. as a family.â
AS A FAMILY.
and iâm like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that sheâs going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and iâm like: OH NO.
âi received the tv bill today,â my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they werenât going to feed me this kind of quality starch. âdoes anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?â
as a reminder, a quick table survey:
my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography
silence.
my mother said, âiâm not going to ask again.â
silence.
my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.
my mother shook her head and put the bill down. âthis was incredibly inappropriate,â she said. âskip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. iâm not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?â
WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?
âdonât expose my kid to that crap.â
DONâT
EXPOSE
MY KID
TO THAT CRAP
âif you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and donât expect me to pay for it. i canât believe one of you did that in the living room.â
I CANâT BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
IN THE LIVING ROOM
but molly, why didnât you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?
are you fucking kidding
i did not want to go to porn prison
the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:
my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wifeâs sisterâs porn preferences
my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sisterâs husbandâs porn preferences
but molly, why donât you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isnât real?
are you fucking kidding
this is the best thing iâve ever done
what an amazing story
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How to find fanfic from the olden days
So youâve discovered some old 90âs show and damn, you so want to read the fic for that, but you canât find it. Itâs from The Olden Days before Tumblr, before AO3, and in some cases, even before Livejournal and fanfiction.net. It was in the days of Geocities. It was NOT in the days of yahoo groups because even I donât know how to take you back in time that far. But I did recently go and dig up all the old Star Trek: Voyager fic so let me show you how to proceed. Here be dragons, of course. Also vampire slayers. Warrior princesses. The smoking dude from the X-Files, whatever his name. And lots and lots and lots of Star Trek.Â
Youâll probably already have checked out AO3 and come up mostly empty. However, if youâre the kind of person who browses AO3 by filtering for tags or warnings, or by entering complex keyword chains into the search bar, take the following into account: When AO3 first came about, a lot of writers uploaded back-ups of their fic. However, in those days, there was a heated fandom debate on about whether or not you should use warnings â this is the direct origin of AO3âs âAuthor chose not to use warnings,â as it is. So a lot of people either chose that option or just didnât tag warnings. Also the AO3 tag pool was still empty. A lot of those fics arenât tagged at all, or not in the way you would expect. So keep in mind that that perfect fic tailored to your wishes just didnât show up in your search. Doesnât mean it doesnât exist.Â
Once done on AO3, you migrate to Livejournal. LJ is hard to navigate if youâve never used it. But the first place you want to go is crack_van. For years, crack_van was the ultimate multi-fandom fic rec community. Being recced there was a little bit like winning an Emmy. If thereâs any olden fic for your fandom at all, you will find it in the tag list on the left.Â
tvtropes.org often has fic rec lists for featured fandoms, too, often very good ones. Thatâs also a great way for discovering new fic in current fandoms, incidentally.Â
The further you go back, the more often you will click on fic links and find them dead, the stories long gone. If the link would have led you to a story posted on an LJ blog, but it was deleted, see below. If the link lead you off-site, you can attempt to conjure the story back up by way of the Wayback Machine. Enter the URL in the search bar and the WBM will either directly lead you to an archived copy of the page or show you a selection of all the time stamps when a copy was made. So you can try looking at the page in 2011, 2006 etc. and make your way to what youâre looking for that way. Keep in mind that links on those archived pages donât always work, youâll have to save that link and reenter it in the WBM search bar sometimes to reach other sub pages, like the next part of the fic.Â
If the WBM fails you or the story linked to a deleted page on a platform like LJ to begin with, search on Google for the fic name and author. Itâs very likely youâll find that the author crossposted the fic to another site at one point. The fic might be in the search results or you might find another rec that linked to the alternative page. If that link is dead, too, again you can go through the WBM.Â
Of course when you find an author you like you can check out their other fic and, in some cases, their rec lists to find more of the good stuff. There were a lot more rec lists then. You might also discover old archives centered specifically around a character or a ship. So you can search those. When you do that, you might find that fic terms arenât used the way youâd assume now. Just yesterday I browsed an archive that used âgenâ to refer to straight pairings. The terms just werenât fully established yet.Â
Finally, it always pays to google âfandom + character + fanfic recsâ and see what comes up. Donât bother searching for ships. We didnât use fandom mush names much (those only became really popular when Tumblr tags couldnât parse slashes) and pattern searching for slashes (âTom/Maryâ) often doesnât yield effective results.Â
Your last option is always going to fanfiction.net and browsing the fandom there. Iâm saying last option because Fanfiction.net has it ALL, the good and the bad and the ugly. Especially the ugly. Or well, thatâs not quite true, because as it is, it doesnât feature any explicit porn. Try AdultFanfiction.org for that. It also is hard to filter. Keep in mind: Standard search doesnât include erotica (Rated: M, the almost-porn) unless you include it manually. It includes all languages automatically, though, so narrow it down to yours and save yourself the headache â some of those fandoms were really big in languages other than English. Almost all fandoms started out without (complete) character listings, so the early stuff canât be found that way. Just click on the last page of the fic list and check out whether there are any characters listed on the fics. If no, all you can do is look through those manually. Also the âComplete / In-Progressâ tag didnât exist in the beginning so keep that in mind when you use search filters.
Lastly, remember that fandom was dominated by straight white women for a long time and the earlier you go, the more infuriated youâll probably be by depictions of POC and queer folk. Keep in mind that a lot of the fic was written while the show or book series was still ongoing, so sometimes big revelations etc. will not be featured. Sometimes, new versions of canon didnât exist yet - for example, LotR fic was solely book fandom fic before the movies.Â
Respect your elders when you encounter weird fandom quirks of those days. This is free fic archived for your pleasure, donât be a dick about it.
âWhile many people think fanfiction is about inserting sex into texts (like Tolkienâs) where it doesnât belong, Brancher sees it differently: âI was desperate to read about sex that included great friendship; I was repurposing Tolkienâs text in order to do that. It wasnât that friendship needed to be sexualized, it was that erotica needed to be ⌠friendship-ized.â Many fanfiction writers write about sex in conjunction with beloved texts and characters not because they think those texts are incomplete, but because theyâre looking for stories where sex is profound and meaningful. This is part of what makes fan fiction different from pornography: unlike pornography, fanfic features characters we already care deeply about, and who tend to already have long-standing and complex relationships with each other. Itâs a genre of sexual subjectification: the very opposite of objectification. Itâs benefits with friendship.â
â Francesca Coppa, âIntroduction to The Dwarfâs Tale,â The Fanfiction Reader (via francescacoppa)
Someone put it into words. I gotta sit down

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Pin-up
 December 1978.
The firstthing Sirius did when he came home was kick his bed. He did it with such power that it bumped against the wall, making one of his landlords shout, âHey!â from the flat below. The dark-haired beauty on the pin-up across the bed threw him an irritated look over her shoulder before lying back down on the beach, presenting her scantily-clad back.
Weiterlesen
You know, itâs been about twenty (!!!) years since I started fleshing out this Sirius, and to this day I havenât found a fanfic writer who explored his undoubtedly difficult relationship with Dumbledore. That guy gave up on him via hearsay. Where is that fic?
horse people are weird
what does this mean
horses can see demons
@betterbemeta are you able to translate this? Is it true horses can see netherbeings?? Will we ever know the extent of their powers???
I think I have reblogged this before but Iâll answer it again bc its a fascinating answer I feel and i was more funny than informational last time.
The truth is that horses see what they think are nether beings, I guess. They have a perfect storm of sensory perception that, useful for prey beings, marks false positives on mortal danger all the time. Which is advantageous to a flight-based prey species: running from danger when youâre super fast is much âcheaperâ than fighting, so you waste almost nothing from running from a threat thatâs not there. Versus, you blow everything if you donât see a threat that is there.
Horses also have their eyes positioned on the sides of their heads, which gives them an incredible range of peripheral vision almost around their entire body with only a few blind spots you can sneak up on them in. But this comes at the cost of binocular vision; they can only judge distance for things straight ahead of them. Super useful for preventing predators sneaking up from the sides or behind, but useless for recognizing familiar shapes with the precision we can.
Basically we now have a walking couch with anxiety its going to get attacked at any second, that can see almost everything, but mostly only out of the corner of its eye. It has a few blind spots and anything that suddenly appears out of them is terrifying to it. Combine that with that it actually has far superior low-light vision than us, and that its ears can swivel in any directions like radar dishes, and youâve basically given a nervous wreck a highly accurate but imprecise danger-dar.
To be concise: all horses, even the most chill horses, on some level believe they are living in a survival horror.
This means that you could approach it in a flapping poncho and if it canât recognize your shape as human, they mistake you for SATAN⌠or you could pass this one broken down tractor youâve passed 100 times on a trail ride, but today is the day it will ATTACK⌠or your horse could feel a horsefly bite from its blind spot and MAMA, IâVE BEEN HIT!!!⌠or you could both approach a fallen log in the woods but in the low light your horse is going to see the tree rings as THE EYE OF MORDOR.
However, they actually have kind of a cool compensation for thisâ they are social animals, and instinctively look towards leadership. In the wild or out at pasture, this is their most willful, pushy, decisive leader horse who decides where to go and where itâs safe. But humans often take this role both as riders and on the ground. They are always watching and feeling for human reactions to things. This is why moving in a calm, decisive way and always giving clear commands is key to working with this kind of animal. Confusing commands, screaming, panic, visible distress, and chaos will signal to a horse that you, brave leader are freaked out⌠so it should freak out too!
On one hand, youâll get horses that will decide that they are the leader and you are not, so getting them to listen to you can be toughâ requiring patience and skill more than force. On the other hand, a good enough rider and a well-trained horse (or a horse with specialized training) can venture into dangerous situations, loud and scary environments, etc. calmly and confidently.
The joke in OP though is that many horses that are bred to be very fast, like thoroughbreds, are also bred and encouraged to be high-energy and highstrung. Making them more anxious and prone to seeing those âdemons.â All horses in a sense are going to be your anxious friend, but racehorses and polo ponies and other sport horses can sometimes be your anxious friend that thinks they live in Silent Hill.
Reblogging some horse knowledge for certain people who write fantasy books but know nothing about horses *cough cough*
How to find fanfic from the olden days
So youâve discovered some old 90âs show and damn, you so want to read the fic for that, but you canât find it. Itâs from The Olden Days before Tumblr, before AO3, and in some cases, even before Livejournal and fanfiction.net. It was in the days of Geocities. It was NOT in the days of yahoo groups because even I donât know how to take you back in time that far. But I did recently go and dig up all the old Star Trek: Voyager fic so let me show you how to proceed. Here be dragons, of course. Also vampire slayers. Warrior princesses. The smoking dude from the X-Files, whatever his name. And lots and lots and lots of Star Trek.Â
Youâll probably already have checked out AO3 and come up mostly empty. However, if youâre the kind of person who browses AO3 by filtering for tags or warnings, or by entering complex keyword chains into the search bar, take the following into account: When AO3 first came about, a lot of writers uploaded back-ups of their fic. However, in those days, there was a heated fandom debate on about whether or not you should use warnings â this is the direct origin of AO3âs âAuthor chose not to use warnings,â as it is. So a lot of people either chose that option or just didnât tag warnings. Also the AO3 tag pool was still empty. A lot of those fics arenât tagged at all, or not in the way you would expect. So keep in mind that that perfect fic tailored to your wishes just didnât show up in your search. Doesnât mean it doesnât exist.Â
Once done on AO3, you migrate to Livejournal. LJ is hard to navigate if youâve never used it. But the first place you want to go is crack_van. For years, crack_van was the ultimate multi-fandom fic rec community. Being recced there was a little bit like winning an Emmy. If thereâs any olden fic for your fandom at all, you will find it in the tag list on the left.Â
tvtropes.org often has fic rec lists for featured fandoms, too, often very good ones. Thatâs also a great way for discovering new fic in current fandoms, incidentally.Â
The further you go back, the more often you will click on fic links and find them dead, the stories long gone. If the link would have led you to a story posted on an LJ blog, but it was deleted, see below. If the link lead you off-site, you can attempt to conjure the story back up by way of the Wayback Machine. Enter the URL in the search bar and the WBM will either directly lead you to an archived copy of the page or show you a selection of all the time stamps when a copy was made. So you can try looking at the page in 2011, 2006 etc. and make your way to what youâre looking for that way. Keep in mind that links on those archived pages donât always work, youâll have to save that link and reenter it in the WBM search bar sometimes to reach other sub pages, like the next part of the fic.Â
If the WBM fails you or the story linked to a deleted page on a platform like LJ to begin with, search on Google for the fic name and author. Itâs very likely youâll find that the author crossposted the fic to another site at one point. The fic might be in the search results or you might find another rec that linked to the alternative page. If that link is dead, too, again you can go through the WBM.Â
Of course when you find an author you like you can check out their other fic and, in some cases, their rec lists to find more of the good stuff. There were a lot more rec lists then. You might also discover old archives centered specifically around a character or a ship. So you can search those. When you do that, you might find that fic terms arenât used the way youâd assume now. Just yesterday I browsed an archive that used âgenâ to refer to straight pairings. The terms just werenât fully established yet.Â
Finally, it always pays to google âfandom + character + fanfic recsâ and see what comes up. Donât bother searching for ships. We didnât use fandom mush names much (those only became really popular when Tumblr tags couldnât parse slashes) and pattern searching for slashes (âTom/Maryâ) often doesnât yield effective results.Â
Your last option is always going to fanfiction.net and browsing the fandom there. Iâm saying last option because Fanfiction.net has it ALL, the good and the bad and the ugly. Especially the ugly. Or well, thatâs not quite true, because as it is, it doesnât feature any explicit porn. Try AdultFanfiction.org for that. It also is hard to filter. Keep in mind: Standard search doesnât include erotica (Rated: M, the almost-porn) unless you include it manually. It includes all languages automatically, though, so narrow it down to yours and save yourself the headache â some of those fandoms were really big in languages other than English. Almost all fandoms started out without (complete) character listings, so the early stuff canât be found that way. Just click on the last page of the fic list and check out whether there are any characters listed on the fics. If no, all you can do is look through those manually. Also the âComplete / In-Progressâ tag didnât exist in the beginning so keep that in mind when you use search filters.
Lastly, remember that fandom was dominated by straight white women for a long time and the earlier you go, the more infuriated youâll probably be by depictions of POC and queer folk. Keep in mind that a lot of the fic was written while the show or book series was still ongoing, so sometimes big revelations etc. will not be featured. Sometimes, new versions of canon didnât exist yet - for example, LotR fic was solely book fandom fic before the movies.Â
Respect your elders when you encounter weird fandom quirks of those days. This is free fic archived for your pleasure, donât be a dick about it.
have a ficlet
Pin-up
 December 1978.
The firstthing Sirius did when he came home was kick his bed. He did it with such power that it bumped against the wall, making one of his landlords shout, âHey!â from the flat below. The dark-haired beauty on the pin-up across the bed threw him an irritated look over her shoulder before lying back down on the beach, presenting her scantily-clad back.
Weiterlesen
You know, it's been about twenty (!!!) years since I started fleshing out this Sirius, and to this day I haven't found a fanfic writer who explored his undoubtedly difficult relationship with Dumbledore. That guy gave up on him via hearsay. Where is that fic?

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CRIMSON PEAK (2015)
âBy the first world war, soldiers swore so much that the word âfuckingâ came to function as no more than âa warning that a noun is comingâ.â
â Holy Sh*t: A Brief History of Swearing by Melissa Mohr - A Review (via tylerweaver)
being gay is fun and cool until youre around heteros and theyre saying things. Then being gay feels significantly less fun and cool
Correction: If youâre around HOMOPHOBES and theyâre saying things.
this is a perfect example of heteros saying things and ruining my fun

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Happy birthday, sabaceanbabe! :)
The first time Annie lays eyes on Finnick Odair, sheâs twelve years old and itâs her first Reaping Day. She knows she doesnât have to be afraid; a female volunteer will step up, all of Greenbeach has been whispering about it, and Annie will be safe. But she still finds herself trembling like a leaf; people call her delicate.Â
Annie isnât reaped. Landa Molere steps up for the fifteen-year-old who is. Meanwhile nobody steps up for the boy, whoâs from the Middletown square, not from hers, and whoâs fourteen, a fishermenâs brat, tall and ocean-weathered skin, climbing the stairs to the stage up on the screen. Annie stares at him. Heâs pretty, no acne scars, but that wonât help him in there, because fourteen-year-olds donât win.
His close-up hovering above them bigger than life, Finnick Odair glances at the camera although he should have learned in Games school that you shouldnât, scared, moribund, licking his lips. Then he waves, tentatively, not at the camera but at the crowd, and a second later, Middletownâs applause is ringing through the speakers. Another second later, everybody around Annie, in Greenbeach has joined in. Heâs dead but heâs theirs, and heâs asked.Â
Annie might be delicate but all the women in her family are tall, and sheâll hit a growth spurt when sheâs older, everybody says. Her back will get stronger, from swimming classes at Games school, and so will her arms; eventually sheâll stand a chance. But that will be then, and she wonders if the boy on the screen would have grown even taller than he is now, if heâd have considered volunteering at eighteen, what heâd have looked like as an adult man.
It shouldnât matter, because heâll be back to Four in a coffin, and Annie is safe for a year.
But she could have been that boy, female and twelve but just as dead, and it does.Â
Just randomly thought about this one
what happened to - Style With A Smile Presents: An Everdream Come True?
Uh, the host server went offline and I can't find the images anywhere on my hard-drive. đ