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Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trollingâŚ
Ouais alors pour ce que vaut Theresa May il aurait pu lui parler français aussi
Jâcommence Ă apprĂŠcier la mesquinerie de Macron.Â
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I. AM. SHOOK.
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know youâre calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending youâre making an order. Theyâll ask if thereâs someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
Iâve done this. Iâm alive because of this.Â
My flat-mateâs date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with âwhiskey dickâ. He didnât like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the âorderâ was taking. He took my phone, demanded they âhurry the fuck upâ. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasnât necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.Â
This was 14 years ago. Â
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
âIf heâs drunk say you want mushrooms.â I said I want extra mushrooms.
âIf heâs threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.â I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if heâs blonde, black olives if heâs tall, extra large if heâs tall, etc.
Theyâve heard this sort of coded call before. Theyâre trained for it. They will understand what youâre saying. Order the pizza.
For once I want someone to chase me.
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I know I run a book blog so maybe this isnât the right platform for this, but girls: Please look out for other girls. Tonight I was stuck at a bus stop in Shoreditch circa 2 AM and saw another young woman getting harassed by a drunk, aggressive dude, and at first I thought, âSheâs got it under control.â But then he started touching her and I went âNo, thatâs definitely not right.â So I barged over and shoved him out of the way and said, âBeth?? Oh my God, how are you, I havenât seen you since grade school!â And this girl Iâd never seen before in my life threw her arms around my neck and whispered, âYou are an angel, thank God.â We talked for fifteen minutes, the creep lost interest, I watched her get on the bus and I will sleep so much better knowing she got home in one piece. If you see something weird happening, intervene. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, and I think thatâs worth the risk when you consider the alternative.
Every platform is the right platform for this.
Many many times have I seen girls at the bar/club where I couldnât tell if they were uncomfortable or not.
Itâs better to descreatly ask then to not at all
Mouth âare you okâ at them
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I will miss this family so much.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Whyâre you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs ⌠Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
Iâm so sorry this isnât b99 related and this isnât real but I canât not skip this Iâm sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances⌠Sheâs out⌠And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i canât risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I canât risk it
Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
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CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry đŠ
IM NOT RISKING IT
I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.
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I fucking hate it when youâre in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, âohâ and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
Everytime I gave a fuck, that fuck, fucked me over.
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say theyâre fine when theyâre not, or theyâre not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion theyâre written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant.Â
Today was bad once again, I just miss you. I miss you so much and I donât know what to do with myself. Why did you go? Iâm sorry I wasnât good enough for you, Iâm sorry, I truly am. I miss you so much and I just want you back but I know deep down that wonât happen. Iâm in love with you and I donât know what to do.
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And yet, the most beautiful view in the world could not stop me from wanting to kill myself.
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Iâd rather die than live with the memories you gave me for the rest of my life.
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