Greetings fellow sillys

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

Hi my name is Bakura Zork'ness Necrophades Millennium Ring and I have long ivory white hair (that's unrelated to my name) that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears on some illustrations and a lot of people tell me I remind them of the Thief King (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I'm also a demon, and I go to a regular school called Domino High in Japan where I'm in the 1st year (my host is sixteen). I'm a goth (not that you could tell) and I wear mostly black when I can. I love Hot Topic and I steal all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a long black trench coat to hide my host's blue and white striped tshirt and dark grey pants and black boots. I was wearing black eyeliner. I was walking outside Kame Game Shop. It was raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Yugi and the Pharaoh stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

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