girl you are strange and offputting!

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

and i want recs for all of them!!!!

i was recently pulled aside after class, where my lit teacher told me she KNEW i used ai to write my last essay. i told her i didn’t, and i can prove i didn’t because i wrote it in class, in front of her and my classmates, on a computer she has access to the history of. she still didn’t believe me!

love that the supergirl movie confirms that kryptonians aren’t weird ubermensch fascists and clark’s parents were just weird. Like they were just Scientologists or something

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information