punchratt

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

this man really woke up every morning and committed to painting the absolute dopest fucking pictures anyone could ever have imagined god bless

aaanywho back to my roots. glados so intentional in how the testing chambers are designed so she can anticipate the feeling of chell in each of them. her parts can hum in turn with the vibrations of her footsteps, maybe an electrical current surges here and there with the use of the portal gun (there’s gotta be so much static). chell who is unaware of this fact, as glados hides it well, but as she escapes what is supposed to be her untimely demise she realizes there is no more composure to be kept. low, sultry voices. lights that flicker. temperatures that just aren’t regulated the way they should be. as chell breaches containment of what glados had planned for her she can start to see and hear the wires fray the closer she gets to the sweet spot where glados herself lies waiting. vulnerable. manic on the feeling of this woman so literally in her walls

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

your blorbos don't have to be romantic to love each other (#platonic love wins) but also they don't have to love each other to be romantic. ship those characters as a loveless marriage. make their feelings tragically one-sided with no hope of change. put them in a dead end relationship that they both know needs to end but neither are willing to admit it yet. more bad ships forever. its enrichment for me.

ooh thank god

whenever I’m fresh on meds, I’m like wow but I feel fine, I must have made up being sick. and then when the meds start to wear off it’s like [SOUND OF PIANO BEING PUSHED THROUGH GARBAGE COMPACTOR]