dream me the world.

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

just bought the most beautiful desk in the world btw. if you care.

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

offseason t-shirt that says "I MISS MY TERRIBLE SPORTS TEAM"

the television program buffy the vampire slayer is absolutely nooootttttt about the power of friendship. its about the tragedy of being surrounded by people who are too uncomfortable with your painful reality to be willing to meaningfully engage with you

being the slayer is a terminal illness that grosses everyone out if they think too hard about it

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

ok almost an entire calendar year after passing my written test i have now emailed to inquire about registering for a driving course. moving at a snail's pace but by god before the end of 2024 i will have a driver's license.

someone tell her she's getting a car delivered later this week

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group