Seriously though like, I missed the boat on this whole radical honesty thing. I guess everyone wants to be true to themselves now? That’s…great…but like you’re really only ever going to meet a select few people you can be totally honest with about everything. Lie to strangers! Lie to authorities! Like damn didn’t you have parents that told you never to tell people on the phone that you were home alone? When the interviewer asks if you ever experimented with drugs, you say no! This is not a therapy session! He’s got no business asking you that anyway! Lots and lots of people are not entitled to your vulnerability. Damn.

I follow my grandmother’s rule: it’s only a lie if they have a right to know.

Just saw a guy with a league of Legends hoodie…… bye

ok but hun…you recognised it

I hate this post

white boy summer getting an early start i see

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

Drip speaks for itself next question

none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex

People believe what they choose to.

it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery

O H MY GOD

kindness is cool as hell but you have to understand that sometimes being kind means getting angry

yall know what a dorcopsis is?

that's an italian greyhound

That's just a big fuckin rat

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

First rule of Republican Fight Club: embrace racism